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Ugly, Stupid Bob

(20 points, Fictional wrestler)

This guy sucks, and everyone hates him. He's stupid and ugly, and he's got really bad B.O., and he got hammered and said some really nasty things about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that one time. He really is the worst, and I kinda wish he would die. Nevertheless, every promotion needs job guys, so here we are. He's not completely helpless, like he'll land a few punches or lock in a Boston Crab early enough in the match for it to not matter, but a wrestler has to be truly awful to lose to this guy.
Logic and moves and all that are there, plus four costumes: Black singlet, ill-advised brown singlet, casual Zubaz, and satain jacket entrance gear. Entrance music filename is "Stupid Bob.mp3" and any number of 70s/80s mullet rock songs will be appropriate. I went with "Cat Scratch Fever," but the choice is yours.