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The Hand of God

Just like the real thing. It's rudimentarily thought out, has all the condemnation and iron clad reasoning needed to bash its enemies to pulp. As a bonus there's a cross of righteousness powering the momentum of this monstrousity.
Don't worry about substance. This mighty weapon is mostly hollow.
It's slow-moving and has trouble changing direction, just like the real thing. Don't expect forgiveness once it's headed your way. It can't stop even if you want it to.
...but seriously, I didn't finish the idea, so please modify this to make it look purty...
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