Recent reviews by hen

GOOD GAME

in this game anything is possible, other than bringing Cardiff back to the premier League

edit: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i did it

got cummed on by a ♥♥♥ gun

So yeah, this game is great.

Excooz me sir doth thou have a gUn Loicenss

Good game
credits longer than actual experience though

Ok so here i am looking for a shooter and I see this, pretty positive reviews so im like "yeah sure why not"
Game feels like tf2 to control but somehow in a bad way, loading screens take longer than gta V, graphics look like if super mario 64 had a cyberpunk 2077 shader pack, guns are as unbalanced as bastion in overwatch.

Gameplay:

It's a shooter right, you shoot the bad guys, and then, all of a sudden, a big blue/yellow lazer looking ass thingy comes up right behind you and knocks you back to the moon to where you can't shoot anyone at all, this is a very necessary feature in the game and it honestly wouldn't be what it is without it, it's just brilliant, the green sniper gun thing can slap you up so hard that there's no comeback ever and the gun which appears first on your bar and you inexplicably have to press 2 for to access is F-tier, all in all very balanced gameplay and needs no tweaks whatsoever. Solid 7/10 on gameplay, buff knockback,

Graphics:

Alright, so like I said; mario 64 but with cyberpunk 2077 shaders, it's like if a modern artist used dog sh*t as their only paint, it's both beautiful and an eyesore at the same time, solid 8/10.
got destroyed by knockback and regret ever living on this earth.

Audio:

turn your headphones down
10/10


To conclude, I'd give this game an overall 7.5 out of 10, I'm never playing this again.

good game

little. blue. creatures
also known as smurfs