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Every TF2 mercenary is surgically fitted with a brain stem clamp, that when activated at mercenary's request via nerve signals, immediately disconnects the brain stem from the rest of the body. As a result, the individual falls to the ground dead instantaneously. I asked upper management about what the purpose of the clamp is. I was under the impression it was used for the sake of self destruction in case of capture, akin to a cyanide pill. However, I could have never been prepared for when my supervisor informed me that after re-connection and redeployment, the mercenaries have been calling their acts of suicide 'Funny'.

ignore that certain blue bird game i did it for the vine