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5:30 AM - wake up ridiculously early for no particular reason
5:40 AM - ♥♥♥♥ and piss
5:50 AM - get out of bed
6:00 AM - check stocks, see the value of crypto plummeting again despite owning 100 shares. contemplate suicide again.
6:30 AM - make mysterious posts on social media, go quiet, then re-emerge when the time is right
6:40 AM - go back to bed
7:31 AM - begin doing workout, followed by an hour long edging session (for discipline)
8:00 AM - bathe in the local river (20 degrees F) and get changed
9:00 AM - sprint to work
10:00 AM - boss calls me into my office. tells me I'm "fired" for "repeated inappropriate behavior towards female co-workers" (whatever that means)
11:00 AM - sprint back home
12:00 PM - for lunch, eat berries and wild life foraged along the way back home
12:30 PM to 6:00 PM - edging session
6:00 PM to 9:00 PM - watch female joggers at night, learn their running routes. then chase them when they're alone.
9:30 PM - go to sleep and repeat.