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76.2 hrs on record (16.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Has everything an action game should have
- An anime dating sim
- A fight against a ♥♥♥♥ poster
- A hamster that crashes your game
- Bodypillows

Oh yeah and you can punch your bullets. That's cool too I guess
Posted February 2, 2023. Last edited February 2, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
14.8 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Accurate representation of if you were to take 22 benadryl in a Walmart
Posted November 3, 2022.
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76.9 hrs on record (66.2 hrs at review time)
I'm definitely going on an FBI watchlist after playing this
Posted September 23, 2022.
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3.5 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
I'm probably not seeing the gates of heaven after playing this
Posted December 18, 2021.
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13.6 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I want the singing female ghost to step on me
Posted December 18, 2021.
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7.8 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
Add sex PLEEEEASE
I just want a gamemode where it's just a vigorous scene of two of these guys making passionate love and the first to finish wins as the other body explodes around his throbbing sticc


other than that, 8/10 game, some gamemodes are meh and it's a long wait if you die in the first round but it's pretty fun with friends.
Posted November 14, 2021.
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4.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I wish I had friends. Good game, I highly recommend
Posted April 9, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I wish I had friends
Posted August 27, 2020.
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173.5 hrs on record (47.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's like battlefield but you can bully bots in slow mo instead of sweaty real life tryhards bullying you
Posted December 8, 2018.
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1.7 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
Dude it's not bad
I got it for 99 cents and have about an hour on record and am on the final level. It's short and sweet, but i had a lot of fun. As someone who likes FPS games, a dungeon crawler was different. I fairly enjoyes the hack and slash aspect and running around dark corriders while slicing up goblins and skeletons. Overall, a change for me that I very much enjoyed.
2 things to note
1. Giant spiders make me feel sick so dungeon 6 was a pain in my ass
2. Can we chill with the booming music? I'll be walking around and all of a sudden a loud drum band and I lose my ♥♥♥♥ thinking something is behind me
All in all, I would recommend it if you have 2 bucks to spend
Posted November 23, 2018.
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