"I think you've canonically given me brain damage after what you've done to me tonight"

"I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hat gorod krovi, burn in hell moron"

"Is calamity mod an a/b/o universe?"

"John has a rose gold iphone 8 but corrects people when they call it that and says 'No, it's Rosé'"

"Mactera? You mean a Macterwas"

"John Seed the type of person to ask trans people really insensitive questions like 'who are you?' 'how did you get into my house?' and 'why are you in my bathroom?'"

"No we have to sacrifice Ben Shapiro to the Wall of Flesh"

"You gotta go be gay for that poor dead intern"

"This appears to be carnal relations between two train cars"

"Katagawa Jr. is made of cobalt-based paint and should not be consumed"

"I am going to LIFEGUARD your ass buddy"

"It's a side mission in the opening where you get catboy Handsome Jack his rabies shot"

"Can't believe Scooter died in the Challenger shuttle explosion"

"Pout all you want, I'm not showing you my glue"

"I'm a little guy with organs"

"The atom bomb can adapt to anything"

"Reach out to me again when being a stem major can make you do rct"

"You eat fingers to get more autistic"

"I NEED GOJOS LIMITLESS COCONUT SMOOTHIE IN MY MOUTH"

"I am god's holy instrument of providing bottom Gojo content"

"I'm not the step-EOD tech, I'm the EOD tech who stepped up"

"MY AMERICA DOES NOT INCLUDE GETO SUGURU MPREG"