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You came to the wrong donger-hood

(；一_一) I sense the presence of an enemy stand!
It twas I! The Great Donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
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Oh hi there. I didn't think you would come here. Well since you are here hi. Ummmm I forgot my lines......“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible."
WAIT thats the wrong script hahaha (>ლ)

That was a general synopsis of my brand of humor, excluding of course the refrences of all forms of media, and the more than occational dank meme. (I wanna die) >Insert obligatory penis joke here<
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If you've gotten this far into this train-wreck of a summary, I would oblige you not to continue. This is the section where i would most likely tell you what characteristics I find "attractive" when acquiring acquaintances, but I'm what you may call untraditional. If you find dank memes, Jojo's bizzare adventure, or music (if you like heavy metal you get some bonus friend points) in the least bit interesting we will probably get along.