Recent reviews by UsernameNotFound

I'm doing my part

I was in the middle of battle and, instead of shooting any immediate threat whatsoever, that jackass of a marksman decided to shoot my pet chicken Peeper. I later turned him into a chicken and then John Wicked his ass.

10/10

I once sent a Hellion to a mission, where she and her comrades had to kill a hag.
The fight was a tough one. One by one the hag killed my party members until only the Hellion was left. The horrors of witnessing the death of her comrades in arms and getting dragged into a cauldron full of hot soup made her mentally as well as physically unstable. In a desperate attempt though, she managed to slay the hag and claim victory. Afterwards she collapsed right before she arrived at the Hamlet.
Since that day, she had nightmares of this traumatising event every day and even refused to eat soup, when ever it was served.

Anyway, some months later, I sent her again to kill another hag

10/10
I created myself in the game and gave him the irritating trait (never could I ever relate to a character more) and he summoned Bart Simpson.

10/10
My customers paid more for tips than for the actual product

I had to explain what an even number is

I really wanna like this game, but it has so many things, which are just totally anoying. If you want to play it for the online mode, don't do it, you will loose your sanity and start yelling at people to the point where you just wanna deinstall this garbage. Do yourself a favour and play it only for the story mode.