https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Yeah
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he was also the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Yeah
Ra-ra-rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra-rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
On, on
Yeah
Lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he was also the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Yeah
Ra-ra-rasputin
Lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra-ra-rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Let's go
Yeah

Jeg har liten tiss og gamle menn oppsøker meg på byen

Dear Sebastian

I know it's been a while since we last talked, and I know you've noticed that I haven't been myself. It's true, and sometimes I just don't know how to keep lugging around this weight with me not knowing what will happen if I share it with someone, or at least ask for help in carrying the load.

So I'm writing you a letter, because it's been so hard to say it all in one shot without breaking down and crying, or getting into a fight with you, or being so terrified of your reaction that I'll just change my mind and pretend nothing's wrong, and that my feelings can wait, or maybe I can still change so I don't have to deal with having to tell you.

I'm gay. I've been gay for a while now and I've known I was different since I was small. Please know that I wouldn't be coming to you now with this information if there were other options, so please don't ask me if I'm sure or if I think I can still change my mind.

Dear Sebastian

I know it's been a while since we last talked, and I know you've noticed that I haven't been myself. It's true, and sometimes I just don't know how to keep lugging around this weight with me not knowing what will happen if I share it with someone, or at least ask for help in carrying the load.

So I'm writing you a letter, because it's been so hard to say it all in one shot without breaking down and crying, or getting into a fight with you, or being so terrified of your reaction that I'll just change my mind and pretend nothing's wrong, and that my feelings can wait, or maybe I can still change so I don't have to deal with having to tell you.

I'm gay. I've been gay for a while now and I've known I was different since I was small. Please know that I wouldn't be coming to you now with this information if there were other options, so please don't ask me if I'm sure or if I think I can still change my mind.

Bernie doin de sigarette!!?!!??