"*sigh* boponada"
"Geh guuh"
"Shaw!"
"Adidas!"
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB"
"nyirualha"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Garah mah!"
"HAHHH!"
"HEY GAAALEY"
"Pop To mos Geo!"
"HETOS ♥♥♥"
"MARO MARO AKA"
"BAAAA FUNDOOOOOOOO!!!"
"DOMA DOMA!"
"DOMA, DOMA, DOMA DOMA DOMA!"
"ahh, ranjo stenjo"


Just funni voicelines.

My enjoyment of the game 10/10
Boss Design 8.3/10
Area Deisgn 9.7/10
Lore 10.2/10
NPC's and other characters 10/10
Difficulty: Hardest game i've ever played, 11/10.
Game has a cycle of "man this boss ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks!" and then after you beat it: "Man that boss was really fun"
Overall, 9.8/10
Would recommend if you hate yourself.

You see... Mordhau is not just a game.
Mordhau is a way of life.
My hours are few, whilst some have many.
200, is a tenth, of the average GOOD player.
You will learn to cope.
You will learn to mald.
You will learn how to look around in ways that make your sword turn into jello.
You will learn how to seethe with anger when you fight a feint spamming, bastard sword using, dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ******
You will learn how to regret the time you put into the game.
You will meet awesome people
and some not so awesome people.
You will wonder why you still play the game.
You might stop playing the game.
You will become a better person through mordhau.
You will learn how to persevere.
You will learn how to say gamer words at the top of your lungs.
You will learn how to meme.
You will learn how to do sign language.


Mordhau is not just a game.
Mordhau is a way of life.

Thank you for your time.
Don't buy this game.