I got wasted 'cause I didn't wanna deal with myself tonight
My thoughts get drowned until I feel alright
I keep drinkin' 'til I'm someone I don't recognize

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk
A strong drink can numb the soul as good as any prayer
All worries are less with alcohol.
Drinking turns a fool into a merry fool.

As you can tell, I enjoy alcohol. I drink. A lot. I have forgotten more about drinking than most people will ever know.
I've spent thousands on alcohol.
And if it weren't for this fascinating drink, I would have departed this world a long time ago.
I once thought money could solve all of life's problems. But that isn't the case. I would know. I have tried.
But I found that alcohol, is the closest to happiness that I shall find.
So pour me a glass of Johnnie Walker.

"A drunken man with nothing to live for, on the brink of taking the thing most sacred to mankind, life itself, offers priceless advice." - Me

"Feelings are the enemy of efficiency." -Unknown

God is dead.
God remains dead.
And we have killed him.
Yet his shadow still looms.
How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?
What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives; who will wipe this blood off us?
What water is there for us to clean ourselves?