Dead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or was it. Little people like to look down on the giants to feel impowerd, but in order to do that they must harnest the power to grow. This power is called milk a rare substacnce in this world only made by four legged beast with horns called cows with their mighty battle cry moo it makes every soul frightned for their lives. Got Milk? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jade the heroin of this story is a knight from Dervighn a sacred holy place that has been demolished by the dark ones. The dark ones are a group of fallen Brave Knights (a once powerful group of heros and heroins that have seen the truth behind the kingdoms laws and order). They have once waged war against the ruler of Farenst the most fortified kingdom in the world. Jade on her sole journey to purge the dark ones will soon cease. Jade one her way to Ingare encounterd Allikases a member of the fallen she was quick to avoid a fatal blow from Allikases , but wounded. She will soon see the TRUTH.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ducks the mighty space adventuresers find pleasure in massacuring small baby animals and infants, they slowly gut their victims, peel their skin off with potato peelers , and rub hot water and salt on their open wounds. They soon drink the blood of their victims in the name of sport, they eat the eyeballs of the infants and kick the bodies of the damned. This is the Glorious space duck race fear them and have some tea.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ The Void is an empty place where its empty thats why its called the void( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).Alan the bathtub of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ justice, grapples his meaty hands around the throat of the mighty space duck choking it to death, but not really. he soon tossed it on the floor and stomped its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smug face in , alan laughing at the carnage soon to be brought by him dabs his hands inside the duck ripping out its organs slowly and painfully with a smile on his face he then says "gooby i will avenge you." he then rips the heart out of the mighty space duck that no longer lives and slaughters the baby duck in his sight stomping it to death. This is the story of the bathtub. As jade prolongs her journey still wounded she ends up at Kilver a small town not known to most she stumbles into the tavern asking for a docter, but there was none, a man of Grate( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) height traverses towards the young wounded heroine of this story and looks at her wounds. He says," bad they are, but you will live." He then takes out his massive, but thin( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) great black sword covered in the blood of his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ victims. He storms out the tavern door into the courtyard and waits. Dusk. The twelve great assassins of huranium have surrounded the the unknown man. He takes three paces to the left and the assassins heads fall off, their guts spurring out of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bodies like a firework explosion, Boom, guts and blood fling everywhere. He then laughs and laughs at the slaughter he so did. He walks back to the wounded gal and says " Daticus," He walks away leaving her in awe.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) DRY MARKER,DRY MARKER,DRY MARKER,DRY MARKER. The people called out, called out, to see the one high ruler of Zuichi, but he did not show. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)There he was, top of the mountain, Anashi, Destroyer of Worlds, basking in the sunlight, mortals down below groveling in his presence. But there was one brave yet foolish soul that challenged him, whispering to the death incarnate himself, "fagola". In just a blink of an eye, he was smited, to be made an as example to any other who may dare to oppose him.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)In the south there lived an odd, but powerful Tree wizard. The tree wizard tended to his four hundred acres of corn and his dedicated realm to corn. He also tended to his stupid livestock, i dont know why, but he just did and he enjoyed every second of it for some reason tis is why he is an odd tree wizard. On the eighth moon or some ♥♥♥♥ some dumbasses touched his livestock and the great tree wizard woke from his deep slumber angry and filled with a massive bloodlust for those stupid or brave enough to touch his livestock, who am i kidding they're not brave they are just retarded. The great and mighty odd ass tree wizard did some weird ass dance or something and roots threshed through the ground where the smugglers or some ♥♥♥♥ were and the roots forcefully entered their bodies from the rectum thrashing their insides into a gooey yet healthy drink, i think, umm so the roots grew branches and branches tore through the bodies of these albert einsteins and ripped them the ♥♥♥♥ apart like it was, well like roots ripping a body apart. After that the Great tree wizard doing his weird ♥♥♥♥ shouted'" dis bee Drenums swamp ye heard me." By the way he lives in Vertice. After the great great war yes the great great war magic was made becasue so many space ducks died and their putrid souls tainted the world hence the making of magik. Many war heros were made and many were lost becaseu this world is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ big they didnt die, they just got lost. ""more to come""