Recent reviews by Hyperinvox

eh, could use some work.

The final boss alongside the new stages are genuinely cool. But everything else? Well
There is:
-Various degrees of power creep. From items, to whole survivors.
-Items nigh directly ripped from mods.
-Poorly designed survivors (lookin' at you, void fiend.)
-One item is straight up broken and can't even appear.
-An elite that literally has a 99% chance of killing you on hit if you don't pick up blast shower or the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raincoat item that literally just removes debuffs from the game and stacks like garbage.
-A broken as ♥♥♥♥ "Void Seed" that requires you to kill x enemies that came spawned in its radius, when nearly every enemy you kill in it spawns a tiny little isopod crony that is nearly impossible to hit without any AoE damage and RUNS AWAY FROM YOU, LIKELY TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.
-And a lot of questionable design decisions over all that makes the game weirder to play overall.

Oh, and half the lore logs are just outdated memes that completely break the immersion.
When... y'know... the lore was basically one of the DLC's hyping points...?

Good job, B-Team. You're really holding up to the Hopoo standard of quality.

Edit: Oh yeah, can't forget that according to pretty much everyone else, this DLC tanks their game's fps.
They also sort-of lied about the amount of stages? The final stage is a hidden realm, which they normally counted them as separate in pretty much every previous roadmap they've posted. I guess its because the Final Boss has its own stage right after so it can have an arena, so they just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lumped the technically now "penultimate" stage with the rest because MARKETING!!!

This is the game ever.

i have ULTRASHILLED this game to so many people it's unbelievable.
buy it or i'll come to your home (specifics intentionally excluded).

BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOOOOOLY SPIIIIIIIIIRIT!!!

sincerely soul-sucking. i hate it. thanks.

I'VE GOT 3 F-S FOR YOU
♥♥♥♥ WORM BOSSES
♥♥♥♥ REUSED AI
AND ♥♥♥♥ CALAMITY
that is all.

story is pretty good ok

it doesn't have the same vibe as the first game (which is honestly the best part of the original.)
its """ok."""

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love shooting rocks
t. geologist