"Brody writes in his own mind babble cuneiform" - Brandon

"I just wanted the +1 damage, I didn't know tentacles were involved" - Brody

"What separates Friends from other sitcoms is that Friends doesn't get any better" - Louis

"Swear to god you won't screenshot me wearing overalls, I can't look that white" - Brandon

"I think the things I like and the things crows like has a pretty big overlap" - Me

"Tongues are the tentacles of the mouth" - Brandon

"How wise is bears" - Austin
"This bear wise as ♥♥♥♥" - Trinity

"I wanna use lay on hands to cure one disease, hopefully Alzheimer's" - Brody

"Rand Paul is Ant-Man?!?" - Roark (In response to me mixing up Paul Rudd and Rand Paul)

"The people who came to fix my AC fell through my ceiling, now there's a hole in my ceiling and my AC still doesn't work" - Brody

"What damage dice is 'stone brick'?" - Roark

"Sometimes you have to be cringe to not get arrested" - Louis

"If you leave him alone, Quatre always takes the blame himself for everything. I wouldn't be surprised if one day he starts saying his lack of effort is the reason there's no air in outer space" - Duo [Gundam Wing]

"Why is he colored?!?!" - Brody

"You'll be dead by the time I pull out" - Brody

"This is not the first time I have cyberbullied a dog before" - Babbs

"I'm just going to keep discharging into it until it's dead" - Brody

"It feels like if I opened my mouth and you screamed inside it would echo" - Louis (6 hours into attempting to hunt Alatreon)

"When I was peeing just now it felt like I was doing Alatreon's water attack. Honestly It honestly felt pretty cool" - Brody (8 hours into attempting to hunt Alatreon)

"Showers are for winners, AND YOU'RE A LOSER" - Brandon

"Have you had to deal with a... pptx before?" - Brody

"I am not a fruit" - Brody

"Faris, you need to just live with the Louis mindset" -Louis
"Louis, you can't just be sexist" -Brody

"I had to ♥♥♥♥ in the dark" -Brody

"I just see color" -Brody

"Ginger, I thought he was WHITE" -Brody

"Gatekeep. Gaslight. Iguanadon." -Brandon

"WHY IS HE (a dragon) MADE OUT OF TOXIC MASCULINITY" - Brandon

"My balls? Unblent" - Brody

“Why do people buy soap?” - Brody

"Listen here 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥" - Brody

"I'm less lonely than you, I have my Kanata body pillow" - Thomas (Specifically V-Tuber Amane Kanata)

"Wait Thomas is in Japan, can he get me a whole ass koi fish for me too?"
"No, no, no, no, I don't want these wimpy ass US fish, I want those fish with generations and generations for giant koi" - Brody

"My eyes are food dyslexic" - Brody

"I can't wait for Beyoncé to break into my room and say 'Spell my name, spell my name'" - Brody

"I WAS THE LINE LEADER" - Brody, distraught

"There's nothing Twitter lesbians like more than a pathetic man" - Me

"Get in there and hit him in the tum tum Tom Tom" - Adonai

"I don't care about your disability" - Brody

"I already put enough stuff in my mouth" - Brody

"BAGUETTE... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..." - Drexis

"BOOM. Herpes" - Gabe

"Yeah I like the virtual boy" - Yancy
"You would like virtual boys" - Brandon

"Henry is actually Louis' balls, and chat" - Me

"If it's between dying, and shoving batteries up my ass, you better know it" - Brody

"So Yancy, I have a scredriver in my hand, and you have a body" - Brody
"Wait Brody are you gonna screw me, that's kinda gay?" - Yancy

"I don't know what this is... but umm.. the DSM-V" - Brody

"Wait Gilgamesh? The guy from the bible?" - Brody

"This lines up like my headcannon where I'm a homeless man" - Jud

"Bruh i am being pinged for the best reasons tonight, 8 bears and monster hunter" - Brody

"I hope when you're old, you can't get up" - Jud

"My eyes are getting pleasured, holy ♥♥♥♥" - Louis

"Wait there were four seasons this year..." - Drexis

“I love lactating acid” - Jud

"What is hell, is this something I should be afraid of?" - Louis