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◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►►⠀⠀ ⠀ ₁:₃₂ / ₃:₃₂ 🔇 ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙ ❐
1. No fun allowed.
2. Loot is the only thing that matters.
3. Press F4 immediately when the round ends or you will be kicked for slowing down my tour.
4. No medic, scout, pyro, demoknight, pill demo, non-beggar soldier, or spy under any circumstances.
5. No speaking unless you are asked a question, in which case you will promptly and politely answer.
6. No buying resistances, health on kill, canteens other than crit, or similar useless crutch upgrades.
7. If you allow yourself to die, you will be kicked.
8. If you allow your buildings to be destroyed, you will be kicked.
9. Unbind F2.
10. Understand that I am the greatest MvM player who has ever lived or will ever live, and that I don't need you. Playing with me is a privilege, remember this.