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⣿⡿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣭⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣥⣾⣿⣿⣿⡷⣽⣿
⣿⡏⣾⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿
⣿⣧⢻⣿⡟⣰⡿⠁⢹⣿⣿⣿⣋⣴⠖⢶⣝⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿
⠩⣥⣿⣿⣴⣿⣇⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⢰⣿⠇⣿⣭⣼⠍⣿
⣿⡖⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡔⣾⣿
⣿⡡⢟⡛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣝⣨⣝⣡⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢟⣛⣫⣼⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡷⠝⢿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⡩⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣯⡔⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣍⣨⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⢫⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣝⣿
1. keeps all the earned booty to himself.
2. does not provide proper uniform to the crew, or any if at all.
3. has a sex dungeon below the deck...?
4. no sense of bearing, always lost (zero brain cells)
5. perpetual alcoholic
6. foxy simp
7. does not provide a dental plan for his crew (scurvy)
8. no 401k retirement plan
i've already put in my two weeks notice.