Merle
Ontario, Canada
 
 
PS4 Lending Agreement

The PS4 and DS4 controller will be lended for a period of one year in exchange for $40. After this point, they will be returned unless amendments are made. The lendee also agrees to the following conditions:
If the PS4 or controller are damaged or unusable beyond reasonable “wear and tear”, the lendee will reimburse the lender for the cost of replacement
The PS4 will not be used for any illegal purposes
Unless the agreement is amended, the PS4 and controller before September 2022, or as soon as both parties are available to return the PS4 and controller
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Sweet-Nektar 28 de mai. às 1:10 
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Merle 12 dez. 2023 às 17:47 
Funniest stuff ive heard all year
Sweet-Nektar 17 nov. 2023 às 12:19 
Why did Dario bring a grilled cheese sandwich to the gaming tournament?




Because he heard it had an extra "cheesy" strategy for winning!
Joshua 5 ago. 2023 às 21:43 
:steamthumbsup:
Sweet-Nektar 13 jan. 2022 às 20:49 
Today when I walked into my 3D modeling class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. m' v''' had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than an elephant's trunk. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them.
Sweet-Nektar 13 jan. 2022 às 20:49 
The teacher starts the lecture, and m' v''' turns his laptop on. The coloured lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. m' v''' ladies and gentlemen.