Ambitiose sed ineptum

DUDE I just LOVE the idea of the boogaloo, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like I’m the hero of one of my John Wick movies! You should totally come check out my plate carrier, it’s got EXPENSIVE LIMITED EDITION PATCHES and everything, we can crack open a BANG energy or three and get crazy pretending we are badass freedom fighters and blurring out our faces in our photos for the ‘Gram! And dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the flat range- listen here, right, it’s a RANGE where us GOONS who do CRACKHEAD ♥♥♥♥ can go shoot REALLY FAST AT TARGETS 10 YARDS AWAY. BUT!!! It’s also got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken cars like a third world country, so we can record ourselves making high-speed videos and looking super operator, without having to actually know anything about small unit tactics. Speaking of which Megan and I have finally decided to tie the knot- literally- we’re both getting snipped at the hospital tomorrow, that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our EXPENSIVE COLLECTION OF AR-15s AND LIMITED RUN TACTICAL GEAR! I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JACKED man, I’m gonna SLAM this Bang energy and pop open another one!!!

The only military action I would support, is America invading the great white north and putting all maple monkeys and syrup sambos on the USS Liberty and having He/HIsrael blow it up again.

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