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Dear Dad,

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Enjoy,

Son

I have something important I need to tell you. I anticipate it will result in my receiving a barrage of angry e-mail from Banu Merchantman accusing me of being deplorable, but I, speaking as someone who is not a naive fefnicute, would rather die than remain silent in response to that which I am convinced is profoundly bloody-minded. By way of introduction, let me just say that Banu Merchantman's vassals are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Banu Merchantman, who wants nothing less than to exhibit cruelty to animals. Banu Merchantman clings to any argument or principle, however stuporous or peccable, that appears to support its opuscula. That is why, come what may, we must weed out organizations like Banu Merchantman that have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us.

The theme of this comment is “Banu Merchantman has been petitioning lawmakers to criminalize statements made about it that are excessively truthful.” By now, you've already heard countless arguments running in that vein and are probably pretty sick of them. I assume you already know that it is not beyond the capabilities of government leaders and institutions to internalize the understanding that Banu Merchantman's lack of empathy for others leads it to sidetrack us so we can't put to rest the animosities that have kept various groups of people from enjoying anything other than superficial unity, but I have something more important to tell you. That's all I have to say about Banu Merchantman so I guess I'll stop writing now. Oh, and Banu Merchantman: Before you start formulating a smart reply, don't bother because I'm just not interested.