Naw fam a furry gotsa have to have a fursona. Like, if a big tiddy fox ♥♥♥♥♥ started tryna slob my knob I'mma nut in her snout no falsies. That ain't a furry. If Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf was lyin' on my bed with he legs spread and givin' me dem "come hither" eyes you bet your ass I'mma ♥♥♥ hither if you know what I mean homie.
So yeah, maybe I beat my ♥♥♥♥ to a busty armadillo that one time. That armadillo was a chick. Anthro ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't furry, but anthri dudes? ♥♥♥♥♥ that's sus as ♥♥♥♥. Like if I'mma finna beat my ♥♥♥♥ to Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf I wanna see her with the Male Villager (no lesbo ♥♥♥♥ that's gay ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm a Jehovah's Witness) not some animal ♥♥♥♥♥. Like one time I was about ta polish my bishop to some hot Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf fanart when I see she's getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by that hawk ♥♥♥♥♥ Pierce. Like what the ♥♥♥♥?! I ain't into that gay ♥♥♥♥! And Pierce? Why the ♥♥♥♥ would I wanna see a bird's ♥♥♥♥? And to stiff ya boy Eugene (the objectively best Animal Crossing: New Leaf character) like that is downright ignorant smh
So yeah I ain't no furry but I'd ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ outta a punk rock beagle.