Matt social distancing himself right outta the picture frame...

A female colleague smiling at me out of the blue (annoying not at work!).
During lunch break going into the restaurant a girl walking in front of me suddenly turns around, looks me in the eyes for one second then says: "Huh!" (my colleagues accused me of illegaly touching her ass!)
As I brought back the glasses to the juice bar in the corner of my eye I saw the waitress ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me hard from the side forcing me to turn around to say goodbye and she gave me a strong luring smile (not unattractive but not my type!).
Back at work a female 25 year old client told me we could meet before our next meeting (wtf!? Absolutely illegal!).
At my way home a woman approached me and said something weird I could not understand. I stopped, looked at her and said: "I did not understand." She said "Where is an ATM?" (The ATM was only 5 yards away clearly in sight!)
Plus two digit women of all ages gave me IOI´s but that was not annoying.
Do you also feel sometimes it is too much?

Girl: Do u love me?
Guy: Of course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me?
Guy: No
Girl: Will you love me forever?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Will u ever leave me?
Guy: No
Girl: I love you


Now read it backwards.

hey man you need 2 calm down when you are playing video games

this my ♥♥♥♥♥

when you lose everything, when it all falls down,
broken, and shattered, in the silent sound,
we are open to the greatest change, to be filled with hope,
looking for a sign, in our boundless scope,
to seek out the light, to comfort our defeat,
to give us new strength, so that we may never retreat,
to strive towards the future, to follow our dreams,
to realize ourselves, and let our souls scream,
let it cry out in victory, to let it be said,
for when we were broken, left to hang by a thread,
that in our time of need, we did not break, nor bend,
but we stood strong and proud, as one, in the end.