-rep Before I unfriended this person, I thought they were a guy because how she acts. Anyway, I'll tell you my story why I dislike this girl. I solo queued and I met her, and I friended her because she was good. I used to refer her as a "he" because I thought she was a male. We played a lot of matches and won together. Later, I invited her to my house, and when she arrived, I was confused. She pushed me against the wall and started rubbing my ♥♥♥♥ underneath my pants. Her white and silky hair covered my face, which blinded me. When I woke up, I was back on my computer, and she messaged me: Did you have a fun time?

Don't trust this girl.

Matt social distancing himself right outta the picture frame...

A female colleague smiling at me out of the blue (annoying not at work!).
During lunch break going into the restaurant a girl walking in front of me suddenly turns around, looks me in the eyes for one second then says: "Huh!" (my colleagues accused me of illegaly touching her ass!)
As I brought back the glasses to the juice bar in the corner of my eye I saw the waitress ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me hard from the side forcing me to turn around to say goodbye and she gave me a strong luring smile (not unattractive but not my type!).
Back at work a female 25 year old client told me we could meet before our next meeting (wtf!? Absolutely illegal!).
At my way home a woman approached me and said something weird I could not understand. I stopped, looked at her and said: "I did not understand." She said "Where is an ATM?" (The ATM was only 5 yards away clearly in sight!)
Plus two digit women of all ages gave me IOI´s but that was not annoying.
Do you also feel sometimes it is too much?

Girl: Do u love me?
Guy: Of course
Girl: Will u ever cheat on me?
Guy: No
Girl: Will you love me forever?
Guy: Yes
Girl: Will u ever leave me?
Guy: No
Girl: I love you


Now read it backwards.

hey man you need 2 calm down when you are playing video games

this my ♥♥♥♥♥