Tom Sweet Lips Brady
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Hello? Feb 2, 2022 @ 7:56am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week :steamthumbsdown: . I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do :steamfacepalm: . She loves him :summer2019cockatiel: . I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse :summer2019boost: . During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving :winter2019angrygingerbread: . One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude :summer2019corgi: . He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other :kcdhead: . I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house :praisesun: . This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him :eaglegag: , so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine :TR: .
Jamba Juice Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:10pm 
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bennygaming123 Jan 31, 2018 @ 4:49pm 
+rep nice streamer
devin burant Jan 6, 2017 @ 11:43pm 
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YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE SWAG PENIS, SPREAD THE PENIS TO YOUR FRIENDS PROFILES
drewchar Jul 13, 2016 @ 1:19pm 
This Comment Section Just Got Greasy *I Don't Know How To Do One But, Lenny Face Would Be Here*
devin burant Mar 23, 2015 @ 12:10am 
GARBAGE