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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
Gives me the sensation that playing the first Hotline Miami game gave me. Which is very, very, high praise coming from me. Looking forward to playing whatever comes next for this game.
Posted March 18, 2020.
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27.5 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
I always come back to this game, which can't be said for most. GOTY 2016
Posted June 28, 2019.
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10.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
NOMIANTED FOR 'GAME IN MOST NEED OF A SEQUEL' MAKE HALF LIFE 3 ALREADY!
Posted November 23, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.2 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
.98 CENTS? YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU DON'T BUY IT FOR LESS THAN A PACK OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUM
Posted November 23, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
122.3 hrs on record (108.0 hrs at review time)
Not worth the space, even if it was free.
Posted September 4, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
62.1 hrs on record (55.0 hrs at review time)
GREAT CLASSIC. THE GREATEST. THE TIME LIMIT ONLY ADDS TO THE GAME, DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY THINK FROM PEOPLE WHO WHINE ABOUT IT. PLAY THE ATROCIOUS DEAD RISING 4 TO SEE WHERE YOUR BAD IDEAS LEAD THIS GREAT GAME.
Posted August 18, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Honest Hearts has literally the best video game character of all time: Joshua Graham. The DLC itself is rushed and feels repetitive, but Zion is a really interesting area to explore and the story of Randall Clarke and listening to Joshua Graham make it worth it, especially with the Ultimate Edition or on sale.
Posted June 22, 2017.
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263.8 hrs on record (175.5 hrs at review time)
GTA 5 is an entertaing singleplayer game and with friends the only has lots of fun moments. The core of GTA, the fun of the airport in GTA4, the mayhem of spawing attack helicopters in San Andreas and the cool enviroments and music of Vice City are all there. But GTA 5 is another unfortunate victim to the bastardization of gaming in general. Instead of embracing their fans, who made them one of the most successful media launches of all time, they turn away and strip away at the core of the very fun game. The singleplayer was a great time, and I enjoyed all three characters. A few of the things I dislike in singleplayer is leaving online content out, forcing you to unlock these things in the multiplayer, which I will get to. Singleplayer DLC has also never come, which dosen't make any sense seeing as the DLC for GTA4 were just as, if not better, than the base game. But, making a storyline would actually require some effort on the Rockstar's part. Rockstar would rather sell their microtransactions in a $60 AAA game, then add more to the singleplayer. The online on PS3 was always a fun experience, because with just a little hard work you could keep buying better cars and guns, and making money wasn't as boring of a grind because the payouts were fairly decent and you could replay a mission as much as you wanted. But, Rockstar realized that making everything ludicrously expensive and then making the money hard to get would allow them to make much more money from Shark Cards. Shark Cards have ruined the online. Before DLC items were too expensive to actually purchase, I looked forward to getting the new weapons and playing with them. But now, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMG will cost you 30,000 dollars and the extended magazine attachment will set you back another 15,000. Dosen't sound like a lot, but when you have to spend about a long ass time making that money, it just makes you not want to play anymore. GTA Online is just not fun anymore. And if you were lucky enough for a modder to give you some money so that you could buy the fun stuff, the game opened up a lot more. Flying around in a sports car with a turbo jet on the back is insanely fun, but 95% of the people who play will never get to that point. GTA Online is just an overall bad experience in the end. There are glimpses of something that could be so amazing, but Rockstar balkanized the playerbase so that 10 percent of people get to have the cool stuff that lets them have fun, then this ten percent just flies around in a jet and blows anyone else up. If the Online was a complete sandbox and anything you wanted was allowed to you, then you could have fun moments of chasing someone in a tank while you are dodging cannon shots in an Apache. When you can actually have fun, it really is fun. But since that fun is so hard to attain, it is not worth it.

I was spurred on to write a review because of Rockstar and Take-Two's anti-consumer policies regarding the game. Instead of banning modding for no reason, why not work on porting over RDR and RDR2 to PC?
Posted June 18, 2017. Last edited June 18, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
The most dissapointing part of Fallout 4's launch was the Season Pass. 3 and New Vegas had great and memorable DLCs that I still play to this day, but I haven't bothered with playing any of Fallout 4's DLCs besides Automatron and the Point Lookout ripoff, Far Harbor. THe other DLCs are little more than filler for the bland and uninteresting Settlement Mode, which outstayed it's welcome in the mission it was introduced in. Save your money and go buy and play the full editions of 3 and New Vegas, your time, money, and energy will be better spent on those than this.
Posted December 14, 2016.
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0.3 hrs on record
Saw negative reviews. Read them. Decided to try for myself. Should've believed negative reviews.

Note: TURN AUDIO DOWN. TRUST ME.
Posted January 1, 2016.
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