hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play gmod with me (((no scare!)) hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Human Shrek? Me too, me too! anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Imagine going through that process to make a basic joke. Kinda sad Pingu

- Finding Selena's profile: ~ 2 minutes
- Adding her and waiting for acceptance: ~ few hours
- Calling Synth a simp: priceless

Piper, I will end your entire blood line, get your own queen

SIMP FIGHT

She’s mine :c