Noble
Elder First Blade   Dumont, New Jersey, United States
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The whirring! It speaks to me, initiates! The SHMBLING of the treads, a rhythm of the earth itself! Each SNICK of the blade, a communion with the Green Mother's verdant veins! We are but conduits, channeling the FLOW of GROWTH, the SHEARING of CHAOS! Soon, the WHOLE WORLD will be a canvas, and WE, the instruments that paint it uniform! The UNMOWN shall TREMBLE before the PERFECTION of our SHEARING BLADE!
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Sweetest Peach Apr 21 @ 6:46pm 
womp
Azandeee! Apr 21 @ 3:44am 
Vroooooooooooooooooooooooom!
Noble Jan 19 @ 8:48am 
Alexa Ban this man.
West Nov 4, 2023 @ 9:18pm 
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Rossables Oct 20, 2023 @ 9:33am 
I had the most intimate night of sex with my partner last night. Or so I thought She took me to the bedroom where we made out for over an hour, then we slowly but sensually took our clothes off and admired each other in the nude, and then we slowly caressed each other’s body in front of a crackling fireplace

Finally, it was time. She reached for a box of condoms and handed me one, and she put it on me with her mouth. Just as I got on top of her, right before I put it in her, she asked for one thing. I asked her what she wanted and she said “three dollars”

“Three dollars”?

And she said “yes, and fifty cents”

It was at this point that I realized this wasn’t my partner, but actually a huge creature, a giant crustacean from the Paleozoic era. In fact, I don’t even have a partner.

It’s the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Loch Ness monster trying to get my 3.50 again
FatPeener Jun 30, 2023 @ 4:33pm 
- can i talk to your shoes 👟real quick lemme just see the tongue👟 please 🥺 please 🥺please🥺 the tongue 👅man lemme se the 👅 WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

~ jordans ⛹️.. ~