We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

It is the quality of ones convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.

My father's approach to machinery was similar to his approach to his family: If you don't like how something works, keep banging on it till it does what you want. If something doesn't fit, force it. And above all, make sure it looks good on the outside.


“Honey?”

“What?”

“Where’s my super suit?”

“What?”

“Where - is - my - super - suit?!”

“I, uh, put it away.”

“Where?!”

“Why do you need to know?”

“I need it!”

“Uh-uh!! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring do! We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!”

“The public is in danger!”

“My evening is in danger!”

“You tell me where my suit is woman!! We are talking about the greater good!”

“Greater good?! I am your wife! I’m the greatest GOOD you’re ever gonna get!!”


Speaking
Todd: Where's your God now ben?
Ben: I traded him for a tube of tooth paste.
Todd: Well you didn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ use that.
Ben: I traded that for some smokes.
Todd: Why didn't you get something useful.
Ben: I traded the smokes for an ipod.