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watafak ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ тут происходит?!

Bester Spieler der Welt

First of all, sex with horses is illegal. Are you willing to go to jail just so you can ♥♥♥♥ a pony? I don't care that they are sexy, cute little vixens but you CAN'T stick your willie in there.
But if you ♥♥♥♥ a pony anyway, make sure you don't break your ♥♥♥♥. If they give you a hoofjob and squeeze a bit too hard, splat. Game over. Lap dance? splat. Positions where they're on top of you? splat. Women don't come with that risk, even if that means you have to settle with worse. Better bad sex than no sex.
Do you even know where a pony's clitoris is? She would be absolutely bored out of her mind while you search through her massive vagina.
HORSES HAVE NO TITS! They have good asses but tits are life. They go up and down and are squeezable, mendable, jiggly balls of fun.
Look, I know we all secretly want to ♥♥♥♥ a pony, but the reality is that we, and they, won't be able to enjoy it as much as you think you would. So settle with a dolphin or an octopus. Just don't ♥♥♥♥ a pony