Recent reviews by ProstateSpeedbag

Xenomorph gave me vertigo

Even without anymore updates planned, will always be a steam classic.

The developers cannot keep a working client going from update to update. Everytime the client/game is updated it is a 50/50 chance whether or not your game will crash before loading into a game or not.

The perfect game to play while playing another game with tons of downtime.

Became the unchallanged king of dodos, and reigned supreme over my kingdom of meager, scaly, uncultured reptiles and mammals until I was destroyed by a large feathered dodo with huge claws. 10/10 would be usurped again

Really fun game, lots of fun to replay, however it really could use an endgame and a goal to reach. Without a goal the game's lifespan was only 20 hours for myself

The game is undergoing an engine change, so it might change entirely in the near future. However if you enjoy a good roguelike and grind hours away, the progression of this game sounds perfect for you; having a good internet connection is essential as you will be dodging numerous projectiles.

Kicks too many players because they afk. 7 day ban.
10/10