Usually I would make these with more hours on the game but this game made me so wet I just had to. You start off flying over a forest thinking you are so cool when suddenly you go oh no and get shown that you are not a dominant ♥♥♥♥ log as you crash, now find yourself in the forest with danger lurking around evrey corner. If I had to describe this game in a few words it would be babysitting. While you try to survive a build your base you have to look after this brain gone bad guy named Kelvin, as much as I don't like him he does have his uses. Wait, what's this? you don't like leaving the safety of your shack to go looking for sticks? No worries, send Kelvin, he will do all your little tasks without a second thought so you can focus on upgrading your little shack :D. Oh no, you don't know how to build this so called shack, no worries all of this can be accessed in your wonderful ♥♥♥♥♥♥ notebook, there is so much to pick from with more on its way. If you're a huge fan of the 1st game then there is a different menu just for you to build already existing structures, but let's say your clit is itching for a bit of freedom then there's the menu that basically just tells you what to do. Cut a log here and put a log there and you will have a huge mansion in no time. While you admire your newly built palace you turn around to see 10 muddy bush people storm your way, some of you may go aww cute as they throw you with little rocks but make no mistake, these creatures will murder you and your stick fetching butler the moment you turn your back. About 10 minutes later of not taking these goblins seriously you will find yourself terrified hiding in your barricaded mansion with 100's storming around outside, just remember these words, I told you this would happen. Now now there is still hope, how you ask? Well by starting a server with your friends you can now have up to 7 new butlers to defend your new beach house as you become a lazy ♥♥♥♥ that only sits around sipping on sodas until eventually, bigger and worse stuff starts appearing, now you are once again barricaded inside with all your butlers as they slowly break their way inside knowing that this time there is no escape. Best game 10/10