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Friendship is ForSuckers :(

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NSFW ADD 18+ (AdultsOnlyEnglish) i'm fat, poor, ugly & stupid

so i dont care about what you want. i'm here to live my life

(im Anti-Trust & i've been alone almost my entire life, so i dont befriend people online... like very rarely, which means dont send me random invites & i never send weird links) ZombaeNinjaVirus <- name i use the most here (& no, im not a Scatman ...skibidi boop)

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#TotallyInnocent Im a dangerous man (so i dont go outside), i del ppl from my friendlist when i want to & i probably wont care for you, you need to know this! SheSaid: the enemy of fun is efficiency but i like to put importance on knowing people, IKR, go figure!

#AchievementSlacker i will comment on your pictures, if you dont like it, contact my lawyer (&iChange my GamerTag almost everyday because im inspired)i dont like puzzle games but i will play almost anything Ecchi, Astronauty or with Zombaes, Just know when you see me in the streets... i dont have the faintest idea of what im doing

NeuroticDaydreamer, FilthRubber, SelfishPhilosopher, Self-Fighter, LazyPerfectionist, RamblingGenius, Mistakenbiotics, SimplyMoist, BoringToxicity, ClingyIsolation, ConfidentCreativity, ParanoidApathy, LoserliciouslyRood.

i locked down my comment section because of... at least 3 weirdos who keep coming to my profile and posting the same comments over and over like ''you're crazy'' & ''you're an ageist'' (once or twice a year) they need mental help, because i am not interested in sick people.

someday i will be a famous drummer, until then... i'm chillin with videogames, i prefer 18+ games...

because i love adult content.

i will never regret that my tastes are of the very mature content variety, needless to say this is why i never want any minors on my profile and for some reason a dozen minors already tried to befriend me on Steam, so i blocked em. i dont even believe in friendship so trolls will be blocked.

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i repeat, i dont want trolls or minors on this profile, you were warned.

- it's time that people accept we are living in a society, im not into transgenderism, but if you know history as well as the animal kingdom then you will know that trans, drag and gays are normal as they have been around for over 3000 years, like hello, we live in a society, it's time to accept that we live in a society - George Constanza

i'm a total jerk, soundphobic, socialphobic, hackerphobic, this is why i dont like MultiPlayer, in achievements... one does not simply enjoy MP, it has to be obtained as a skill, i shrivel in company, so don't look at me like that

we are all born the way we are, so you learn to accept each other or you just dont

im too paranoia to live, that's just who i am.

(i'm a Professor in the art of Peter Griffinism) i'm speedballin' to avoid Narcissists and Hackers

(i will probably block you if you are lower than Steam level 40 and you sent an invite, because why not?)

=3 GamingForever but singleplayer mostly, because ppl can be quite annoying & it's less nonsense, gaming, IN SPACE, i want to try the best things in virtual, so if you see me in Co-Op... dont be surprised if i'm new, im figuring it all out, Which means i dnt rush usually... its okay to be you, so be kind, useful & cool, then jump out the window & run away, because life is short!

i never use cheats (online), so dont ask me to join your hacker clan, i made that mistake once decades ago, never again!

every Shooter game should have a Gunshop like in Shadow Warrior but dash abilities being spammed & infinite run are silly, dnt put that in games... on the other hand being able to run for only 5seconds reminds me that i'm... nvm, Gotta Go Fast!

i joined Steam in 2012 because they said the world was going to end, They Lied! #GoAwayNow

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NSFW ADD 18+ (AdultsOnlyEnglish) i'm fat, poor, ugly & stupid

so i dont care about what you want. i'm here to live my life

someday i will be a famous drummer, until then... i'm chillin with videogames, i prefer 18+ games...

because i love adult content.

capiche?

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i repeat, i dont want trolls or minors on this profile, you were warned.

we are all born the way we are, so you learn to accept each other or you just dont

im too paranoia to live, that's just who i am.

(i'm a Professor in the art of Peter Griffinism) i'm speedballin' to avoid Narcissists and Hackers

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you might come to my channel and wonder why i talk to myself... well (shuddup) i've been reading comments all over the internet, like on video-websites since 2008, i fancy myself... some sort of professional commentatist... (almost all of my profile has been re-written, because a FalseFlagger decided to target my channel, since i dont like Dream Land and The Grey Dream, everything you read below is new thoughts)

...not to be confused with Andrew Potate-head. i dont believe in living off of women to become rich, i mean unless she's extremely wel-off... like one cute Chinese lady i got in mind ;) ;) Mm'Kay but yeah no srsly, i got no money... but who cares because i got my freedom! Freedom!!... i mean that doesn't really count for much these days but i'll take it.

i dont dislike poor people, im poor, but i do avoid accepting friend invites from anyone under Steam level 40, because they could be ''hackers pretending to be poor folk'' or an alt, duh. i'm here for videogames and booty, so i trade rarely and i made friends very rarely.

humans are the worst, dont ever talk to me, im not your friend... i'm nobody

we are the most evil species that has ever existed, so dont send me your invites, this is not a place where i seek to spread false positivity, i have no interest in the world of false friendships. i am anti-people & i am asocial.

Deal With It, im not here to be generous to you or to assist you with your problems, if you feel some way about something i said, that's your own problem.

and i dont want you here ...most likely. i made this channel for myself & men of culture are welcome, easy women too.

but be aware that i dont care what you think, if you talk to me about weird complaints, i will probably laugh at you. i'm too paranoid to be your friend and i have no interest in love. it's not a dream world, it's the cold harsh reality that we lived with for 1000s of years.

so bring on the spicy content, i seek nothing else but games and nudity.

the kids were working in factories to survive 100 years ago... so an adult can act like an adult and not trouble me with their silly beliefs about how i shouldnt be who i am.

i'm a ghost AND YOU KNOW THIS.... MAyN! ...so i dont want people to talk to me unless you wanna say ''hey man, nice shot'' on one of my reviews. or if we are playing a game together and you are ecchi cool (like me)

if you think all of this is mean... let me explain in a short sentence: for over 20 years i have been living in countries that don't speak English (as well as i do) and i pretty much only want to speak English... until i learn papiamento... fluently, and spanish. i'm a stubborn & shallow.

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TL;DR Unforgivable 9/10 Ecchi gallons of Fun Rating... 42 girls in total, so not many animations and the spd up ain't great

it reminds me of Come Home & Leap of Faith. it was mostly text & pictures, (not many X scene animations) they were able to make it like only 3 gigs... so that's cool a small size on installation, while maximizing the story, i can dig it... that's good workmanship.

Definitely an awesome AVN, top 10 along with: Come Home, Leap of Faith, BeingADik, HelpingTheHotties, BareWitness, Lust Theory S(eason)1, Secret Summer (yes, MC is a SIMP, who cares?), Snow Daze, Deliverance...this is another one for the highly recommended list... anyways, moving on

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(DOD was a game that didnt fully explore... the elements of their story, this game does that very well in the writing and there are almost no spelling mistakes, like 4).

[spoilers] there is no scene with Meg VS Claire & Amber VS Amy, MC & Phoenix (or Sam.. an example of 2 scenes i wanted in the game).

(because of this i am Disappointed!! & i'm just gonna post my Notes review)

9.0 gallons of Ecchi Fun Rating, it's amazing becz no annoying minigames, however...sure a few of the faces are mid-attractive and not every X scene is animated, it's mostly pictures but the story is lovely

+ i love that the focus is kinks & magic, it has like half the fetishes you can think of... but the game itself feels a bit thin around the endgame (around the time i take Katie to the club), this is why some people will complain about Katie, because even though i thought i gave her a good 20% of the development.

i still had to skip 8 weeks (and 1 week for Amber) to keep their stories going, but that's why we got secret images, yeah? to distract us... ProTip MAKE A SAVE when you see a HIGHLIGHTED Button/sqaure (i only saw 1, 1 in the park and the other was home) on the map, clicking it gives you a SECRET IMAGE, this helps you get the final achievement SLEUTH)...

the game does need more H scenes (i guess, explained later)! tt's not a grind, so i'm not complaining, but i do fear that more H scenes wil disrupt the HUNT for Secret Images so maybe, nvm. (i explain later what H scenes i wish were in the game)

79 Hours for 1 playthru, it's LONG but i was AFK for 5 hours

- Like it could use more scenes with the club (fun time in the machines) and to fill those 9 empty weeks i spoke of, HOWEVER i ONLY had to play 1 more Extra day to do the LAST H scene with Fran... because i did EVERYTHING else

i just prefer the unseen combos, they are prolly saving that for in the sequel... and it would disrupt the HUNT for Secret Images.. if you have like 10 more H scenes, hehe)

like before... you take Katie to the club. - it's mostly pictures & that's not good for an X content game, we need H scene animations we can enjoy

(The few cool X scene animations we got are are a bit ruined by the speeding up to 1.25x... rather spd it up to 1.04 1.10x first!... they did it a little better later on, but it ruined the 1st scene for me the first time i saw the animation speed up to insane levels, lol)

- Also, maybe it needed a better system for hidden images like a magnifying glass or something... maybe a Tips-Menu on when the image unlocks or where to find it. - the Ui could use some work... it's Amateur.

Adorable character Arcs but you need their story to understand them so dont skip through this game, it's long for a REASON

a Come Home Free-Roam style and Dreams Of Desire feel to it, the girls remind me of the chicks in BADik, [spoilers] like Katie is a bit like Josie (very flirty), Amber is like Riona.. the hair but also public displays of ...well, you know

i'd go as far as to say that if DOD's story was more like this, i would have enjoyed the game more... that means it is good, a diamond in the rough FOR SURE a must-buy, especially on sale.

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lol this scene is pretty silly, because women are always in danger around men, it presents itself as some moral lesson (dnt trust strangers)

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a lot of people call me a Satanist... when i'm an Atheist, they don't seem to get that every time someone says something, they are either Lying, telling the Truth OR both... mixed, because most lies are people who THINK they are telling the truth, when in actuality... they are just saying a lie they think is true. you need to use your mind to determine if i am trolling or honestly into the words i am saying. dont assume you know others or their motivations but sure, we all live for pleasure and survival, so i will trade a couple items away (i digress)....if i feel it helps others be happy, it gives me PLEASURE!! but i normally dont do trades, so dont send me requests or beg, im not into people begging me for stuff online, i find it rude. i grinded endless RPGs for 10,000s of hours, so i dont give away stuff easily and i believe in working for the items you get... just not TOO MUCH work, because games are supposed to be fun, not work or slavery. (this is a random rant about like 5 different things, lol, figure it out) im busy thinking about bewbs. i dont have a religion... i got bewb-i mean in my film collection. this is a profile for bewbie films, not BS.

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Shut Up, i'm on a higher level, in fact some people might say i'm too high. . . .

i was traumatized by sound, in my youth. (time to whine it up)

the problems with AVNs & Hentai (adult games) is they are NEVER finished (TL;DR they are always 50 to 95% done when they are released to the public)

almost every single AVN i have played is missing things every game should have, so either the story is too short, no animations or bad animations (doesnt look like realistic movement ...or it's moving so fast that it looks silly) OR short animations, bad Ui, too many spelling errors, severe shortage of content, ugly MC (plastic body parts, lol), ugly L(ove) i(ntrests)... robotic or bad voice acting, the game isn't optimized or something that creates a FPS drop in the game, ect. like how hard is it to do proper endings... in the love making scenes?

we use our imagination to make the games better than they are... i just noticed this when i saw dozens of people prefer the OLD anime style to the NEW anime style in Prince of Suburbia... mankind is so..... Untrained

mankind is too automatic and they function on nostagia... thoughtlessness, unaware ( is carelessness) & feelings.

(people will always fall upon their own egos, no matter how smart they can be, they choose what they are trained to choose, i deleted the theft part of the story, because i live among people i never fully trusted... even before i knew my ancestry... and thieves target everyone, so whatever).

Adult games without an adjustable window... tend to easily become obsolete in time, so the rule of thumb should be to always have one, update your game before you post it to Steam, it's the law...or should be. missing renders is bad, dont do that.

also to reviewers, i will never understand people who think a AVN is too long, but only 2 people have ever left such a review, that gives me a chuckle, like complaining about how you get more game than you intended, haha. but yeah, dont make your game boring, that's another rule of thumb.

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Friendship is ForSuckers :( 5 hours ago

Why leave a Nightingale review, if you won't turn on the comments, so i can diss you, because you assume the game is supposed to look amazing, when it is tailored to be a fantasy experience that isn't 100% focused on graphics.

grr, im not saying the game is great, i just dislike... bad reviews that are focusing too much on graphics, maybe they didn't want high graphics, they wanted to make a unique story with seriously cool gameplay. >.> TL;DR we need to stop assuming that better graphics make the game better.

Friendship is ForSuckers :( 5 hours ago

Why leave a review, if you won't turn on the comments, so i can diss you, because you assume the game is supposed to look amazing, when it is tailored to be a fantasy experience that isn't 100% focused on graphics.

Friendship is ForSuckers :( May 10 @ 4:41pm

Epiphany: the problem with reading the news is over half of it is just the opinion of the CIA, the Communists... the governments that fund terrorism, so everything you know is what they want you to believe. if you listen or read the news, you need to know that it is a very controlled way of spreading ideas.

Conservatives want to protect their money, so they don't care about the people who need an assist. Liberals just want everyone to be more modern, so they don't like old fashioned folk.

Friendship is ForSuckers :( May 8 @ 11:10pm

you kiss Obama with that mouth? you kiss your Pajamas with that mouth? you kiss the Dalai Lama with that mouth?

Friendship is ForSuckers :( May 8 @ 5:55pm

that's who i am.

Friendship is ForSuckers :( May 8 @ 4:53am

quite stunning... how underrated Sense8 is.

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