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Recent reviews by Slobble Ya Diddly

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568.3 hrs on record (381.1 hrs at review time)
C'mon man. It's Stardew Valley. Obviously it's good. If you haven't played this game yet, literally what are you doing.
Posted May 14.
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6 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
Short but cute, one of those games that has a lot to say, and leaves you with enough artistic fulfilment to justify the time you spent in such a pretty, peaceful environment.

The birds recite poetry and the spirits are full of regrets and the stars bicker and pontificate.

It's a lovely experience if you want to wade through a picturesque swamp for a bit.
Posted March 11.
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48.6 hrs on record (30.4 hrs at review time)
This game pisses me the ♥♥♥♥ off.
Posted March 3.
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9 people found this review helpful
202.8 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
I'm downvoting because the last couple missions of Hitman 2 are kept behind a "deluxe" edition that necessitates another purchase, which was not conveyed well enough when buying this. Actually disgusting to be doing that in my opinion. It's fun and all but make sure you get this on sale if you really want it, DO NOT give these chumps what they're asking for. It's simply not worth it otherwise.
Posted November 30, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
25.0 hrs on record (24.9 hrs at review time)
This is EVERYTHING you want from a sequel. It expands upon the ideas of the first, beefs up the details, softens the edges, and keeps it just as fun as the first, if not more.

The graphics and run smooth as honey and it suits the distinctive art style, the voice-acting is PHENOMENAL; as in SO consistent with the first game that it really does feel like a couple days instead of 10 years (plus Jack Black and Elijah Wood I mean come on), the gameplay is incredible to the point where the diversity of play allows you to breeze through the game quickly or take as much time as you want (combat included).

The story itself is honestly beyond perfect in my eyes. They expanded the universe and its lore, whilst also expanding what we know about established characters, and it's all done in such a way that it's never overwhelming or jumping the shark. It's just.. Ough... Perfect is a strong word, and I get that, but I feel the writing and design of the script couldn't have been done better from an artistic standpoint.

It's got COMBAT, it's got PLATFORMING, it's got COLLECTABLES, it's got STORY and LORE and INTERESTING CHARACTERS and an ESOTERIC ART DIRECTION.

It's a good game and well, WELL worth your money in my opinion. <3
Posted June 14, 2023.
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82.7 hrs on record
This game is so charming and the art style is so unique and the story is compelling and the progression is satisfying, it's just good man. A perfect time capsule into the glory-days of doublefine productions!
Posted June 11, 2023.
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25.6 hrs on record
hheheehe lightsaber go brrrrrrrr :)
Posted June 9, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
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155.8 hrs on record
Best Ass-Creed game I've ever played, only barely above Black Flag. Ancient Greece is also what I would call the most interesting and engaging setting the series has had to date. Get this on sale fr
Posted June 9, 2023.
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751.4 hrs on record (653.0 hrs at review time)
Bisexuals deal 10% damage to everyone :)
Posted June 9, 2023.
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43.4 hrs on record
Gorgeous little platformer about caring for spirits before ferrying them into the great beyond. It's very satisfying for the platforming, the story, and the collectables, and worth every cent honestly. If you get this on sale then it's MORE than worth the money!
Posted June 9, 2023.
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