Vyvanse Crime Goblin
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Goat Mar 20 @ 8:19pm 
"I'm diving into Hell."
-John Helldiver
Goat Mar 15 @ 6:02pm 
I decided to just poke around on my own to get some practice on Hard. I'm about ten minutes in and get totally swamped with bots from all sides. My sentries are putting in work, but I'm on my last mag and am basically sprinting through the forest to find some cover. I try to hit my resupply and accidentally hit the SOS thing.

I swear it wasn't more than 15 seconds and a couple of folks jump into the mission. The first thing I hear on the mic?

"Stay strong, brother. We're here to help."

These guys totally bulldoze through the next couple of bases and help me smash the last Hulk before a really gnarly exfil. I then played another THREE HOURS with the same squad. When they finally said that they had to hop off, I thanked them for the rescue. Their response?

"For democracy".
kad Feb 22 @ 6:07pm 
chupame un huevo, andá y traducilo ahora pelotudo fanático
kad Feb 22 @ 5:26pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ crying, keep training to be better buddy ;)
Goat Feb 12 @ 9:29pm 
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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PHALLUS CUMBLEDORE Oct 12, 2023 @ 8:20pm 
+rep he called me slurs and i liked that