hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of ♥♥♥♥♥ who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say ♥♥♥♥ like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”

yiff king +rep

>be me
>getting no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>hear about getting femboys easily
>go on tinder
>set it to men
>swipe right on cute men and ♥♥♥♥
>really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay, but i want to ♥♥♥♥
>damn 10/10 cute ass looking femboy pops up
>we match
>we chat and find out we like a lot of the same things
>ask if you dtf
>they were
>i go to their house to ♥♥♥♥
>pull down pants
>♥♥♥♥ is bigger then mine
>he tops
>i sob
i still had sex tho so later virgins

Y’all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playas been standing on rocks the whole time, I’ve go this look it - Thomas Ladder 1913

One time I pooped my pants whilst playing Smite to avoid losing XP and my girlfriend still had a higher KDA than me(also she's trans so please be kind if you're going to talk about her, she also hasn't only 4 fingers so sometimes she misspells words so give her a break) and I don't see how that's possible. Maybe this game caters to the female audience, anyways I'm done playing this game. I have finally found out EXACTLY how many dill pickles it takes to kill a 5'7 adult male, nice knowing you guys.

Be sure to check the Atlanta, Georgia newspaper for, "Short very handsome male with 17 extra teeth passed away from an LD50 overdose of dill pickles", and pay your respects if I ever made you smile, or if your names Tom(one time in kansas city missouri back in circa 2021, i was in a texas roadhouse bathroom wiping my ass and I got REALLY horny, so I ended up sucking off the guy in the stall next to me named Tom).

also i STILL have battle fatigue from trying not to eat poop for two days.