Grimm Turd
Kyle   Lakeville, Minnesota, United States
 
 
I'm here to play. Friend me if you like. If I added you to my friends list, it's because I took a look at your profile and decided that you are a unique individual who should not be forgotten into the mists of obscurity. Please don't disappoint me by begging for anything of me. I'm willing to trade for just about anything in my inventory if there is a decent offer. Chat me up if you want to talk; If I don't respond right away, don't take it personal, I'll get back to you eventually. If you invite me to a group, I likely won't join it unless it has a solid purpose that you believe in and not some self-serving, egotistical compensation for popularity and assurance. Like 90% of groups on Steam.:grimreaper:

oh I'll bet I know what you like
at least think I know what you might
I'm not the most cocksure guy
but I get all bold with every smile

so please, show me your teeth, I'll show mine
I sure hope our P's and Q's don't mind
cause I've been alone quite some time
and I've got to scratch this itch of mine
and I think I know what you know
I'm not that smooth but I'm not blind

the hours pass us by as gin slips slowly
past our tingling spines, cheeks warm and glowing
I'm a social mess but not yet slurring
the words that come to rest upon my luring tongue

oh I'll bet I know what you like
at least think I know what you might
I'm not the most cocksure guy
but I still sure fight the good hard fight
try as I may, try I might
I'll ever scratch this itch of mine
we've all got our vices, this one's mine
so I might not smoke but I get high

underneath this fleshy robe lies a beast with no control
I fed it once look how it's grown
oh my god, bring me peace from this wolf covered in fleece
I can't shake loose from its teeth
oh my god, set me free
I have no ability to cut my leash and walk away

with every passing night my conscience lessens
and seems to pacify these guilt filled sessions
now I'm a social pest but not yet willing
to put my laws to rest till I'm done filling these holes

I'll bet I know what you like
at least think I know what you might
and I'm not the most cocksure man (?)
I take what I get and get what I can
~Menomena-TAOS~

Jolee: "Look, everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces."

Player: "Are you saying what we're doing isn't important?"

Jolee: "Malak is a tyrant who should be stopped. If he conquers the galaxy, we're in for a couple of rough centuries. Eventually it'll come around again, but I'd rather not wait that long. So we do what we have to do and we try to stop the Sith. But don't start thinking this war, your war, is more important than any other war just because you're in it."

"I use sarcasm because punching someone in the face is generally frowned upon by upper management."

"Great leaders do not desire power; It is thrust upon them."
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Was named Charles Bronson and I died from a Vigilante

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Monkey Man Mar 11 @ 2:13pm 
have you been to the Church. Grimm?
Rock Lobster Jan 8 @ 12:32pm 
Have you heard any news from Rockstar regarding the Warriors official petition?
Cypher Dec 31, 2023 @ 5:08pm 

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RoosterIllusion Aug 6, 2023 @ 3:43pm 
Just wanted to say your gunner in Deep Rock Galactic inspires me to keep collecting cosmetics. Rock & Stone, friend.
Cypher Jan 1, 2023 @ 8:11am 

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DonTheDon Dec 25, 2022 @ 5:13pm 
Seen your review for Against The Storm, ending up buying it! Looking forward to good things with this game, looks awesome! Merry Christmas!