• i'm an e-‎w‎h‎o‎r‎e not an e-sIut <3 no shade to the e-sIuts they are important to the ecosystem
• point being i'm not going to flirt/erp with or humiliate you or w/e else unless it's worth my while
• making horny men that add me regret doing so and leave upset and frustrated is my purpose
• feel free to send me pics of what you've got though, i'll add it to my collection
• private profiles are declined unless they donate to my k‎o‎-f‎i and say their username
• boring-ass profiles who do not comment why they're adding me are declined
• i'll unblock you for $5 <3
• i reply to your messages slowly on purpose to make you feel insecure
• i don't respond to "what's up" / "how are you"-type questions and will probably remove you
• happy to chat but skip the small talk and icebreakers, show me a bit of personality immediately
• if my first impression of you is that you're not interesting you'll be removed within five minutes
• sending me a friend request is a contractual agreement on your end to not bore me
• if you wanna try offending me in my comments be more clever than implying daddy issues pls
• i get a sexual thrill out of declining your applications to my groups
• i am objectively and demonstrably better than you and your crush agrees