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Recent reviews by P00P_TR41N_C0NDUCT0R

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3 people found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
"Is this a metroidvania?!" *goes left instead of right* "Yes."
Posted May 9.
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2 people found this review helpful
13.9 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
I didn't receive the game for free, I don't know why Steam forces it to say that. I bought the game on release and like many couldn't stand the bugs. I recently came back after hearing that the game had been updated and couldn't believe it was somehow a worse experience than I remember. The addition of NPCs to the world completely undermines the narrative and atmosphere, two things the game did right on initial release. The bugs and server issues haven't been addressed at all. The monetization is downright predatory, worse than most F2P titles but, like I said above, many people paid full price for this at release. I don't know how they managed to make the game worse in four years of updating, but they somehow did and expect players to continue paying them to make it worse.
Posted April 18. Last edited April 19.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
81.2 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
The best Starship Troopers game and it isn't even a Starship Troopers game.
Posted February 13. Last edited March 6.
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1 person found this review funny
148.6 hrs on record (70.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I like the funny monkey with the machine gun.
Posted January 29.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Incredibly well made for a fan project. Could be a legit sequel or DLC.
Posted January 9.
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1 person found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
A real Titan of a game.
Posted December 8, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
All the tedium of a hardcore Ark server without the fun.
Posted November 25, 2023.
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15 people found this review helpful
27.7 hrs on record
Predatory monetization. That's all that can be said. I've barely been able to enjoy over half the game's content since every couple of animals carries the price tag of a full DLC. Sad that this is the state of gaming in 2023.
Posted April 4, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
Don't support Wizards of the Coast. They only see you as an obstacle between them and your (their) money.
Posted January 22, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
5
132.7 hrs on record
"Labor of Love"? Seriously? I have over a hundred hours in this game and it's definitely not. "Rushed Release" is the only award it deserves.
Posted January 5, 2023.
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