what you mean i cant throw commies out of helicopters?


>Soviet General visiting the front during the Winter war near a large forest.
>"Soviets are ♥♥♥♥, one fin can kill a whole squad" is heard on the other side of the forest
>General is pissed, orders two squads to go and kill the finn
>Shooting is heard then it dies down
>"One finn can take on a whole company"
>General is bright red from how mad he is, sends in a whole battalion with a few tanks
>Explosions and screams are heard for few minutes, then silence
>"Finns can take out a whole regiment"
>Soviet General is furious, he orders a whole battallion along with supportting artillery and tanks to take out the finn
>Battle goes on for few hours, then a single wounded Soviet soldier returns to the Soviet General
>"dont send any more men, its a trap, there are two finns"