Roswell, New Mexico, United States
"Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you."
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You preordered?, you're scared? Hit that refund button before you chicken out now! Bet you won't! you know deep down you feel a tingle in the force, that this game will be an amazing experience. You'll suffer through patch after patch, in agony waiting for your next fix. Your anger will grow, your hate will grow, you will take steps down a path you cannot travel. A path to the dark side of the force, as you grow stronger in steam community rage and clown awards.
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You're gonna wanna quit.
You're gonna wanna throw your controller.
Don't give up.
It will be the sweetest victory. And hardest and longest errection you've ever had.
Next up, elden ring.
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Perfect Games
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99 hrs on record
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last played on Feb 23
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last played on Feb 23
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Callista Apr 19, 2022 @ 2:55pm 
This guy makes 12 figures and runs a magazine for lesbians.
Callista Nov 20, 2021 @ 11:46pm 
Callista Aug 18, 2020 @ 2:30pm 
Mandatory COVID-19 Comment. For the Archives.
MouseyRawR Mar 29, 2020 @ 10:40pm 
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