Hey dude

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/ > 🍆 want ♥♥♥♥?

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🍆< \ have you been good?

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/ >🍆 then you can have my ♥♥♥♥!

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/ >🍆 but just a suck..

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/ >🍆 OH! KEEP SUCKING!

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/ >🍆💦💦 OH ♥♥♥♥! *♥♥♥♥ all over you*

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she ♥♥♥♥. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.

Has recently taken up the very strange hobby of sending me rage comments from 2012. At first I was under the assumption that this was some ironic, funny joke, parodying meta humour, but recently has started using the term 'le' and 'trolol' at really inappropriate time. For example, I recently attended my wife's funeral and needed somebody to come with me besides my family, just for comfort. The funeral had to happen during the week and, as a result, not many friends could make it, so I decided to invite this person. This was a huge mistake. Part way through the service I began to breakdown and cry uncontrollably to which their immediate response was to stand up, make a large 'O' shape with their mouth and scream 'epic fail'. Please avoid if possible.