”If yer aunt had balls, she'd be yer uncle, but she doesn't, so she's not.” said by some British lad
”I don’t do if buts and maybes, I do absolutes” said by the same lad

”If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike" Gino D'Acampo

”Well it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one of you’s. Disgusting.” Mother

"Well Alice, it seems we've both got autism " Some autist

''I've never been heavily homosexual but i will say this, there is nothing really gayer than getting into a man warmth after he is already left the room and getting into his bed.'' Theo Von