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Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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..If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments..
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Today when I walked into my economics class and I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Binkie had brought his new gaming laptop to class. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow wheelchairs over to a outlet. The teacher starts the lecture, and binkie turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, the entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as the entirety of New Jersey goes under