lonkers
Joe
Wisconsin, United States
Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byyyyyyee!

Are you POOR with words or WHAAT?! Let's TALK you cheap assistant!

Say the line, Siffrin.

I'm a bard. We should sing! Wanna play a game? Like I SPY?

I think it is time. Goodbye. Good game.

Waiting for SOMETHING? Everything is going to be okay...

Maybe, with what little power you have...you can SAVE something else.

A man chooses, a slave obeys. I'm afraid of YOU.

I didn't ask for this.

You're pretty good. Just what I'd expect from the man with the same codename as the boss.

Hadar, sen olmen...
Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byyyyyyee!

Are you POOR with words or WHAAT?! Let's TALK you cheap assistant!

Say the line, Siffrin.

I'm a bard. We should sing! Wanna play a game? Like I SPY?

I think it is time. Goodbye. Good game.

Waiting for SOMETHING? Everything is going to be okay...

Maybe, with what little power you have...you can SAVE something else.

A man chooses, a slave obeys. I'm afraid of YOU.

I didn't ask for this.

You're pretty good. Just what I'd expect from the man with the same codename as the boss.

Hadar, sen olmen...
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
1.6
Hours played
2
Achievements
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4.4 Hours played
The only marginally interesting or entertaining part of this game is it's history.

January 15, 2015: It's sold under the name of H1Z1. It was marketed as an open world zombie survival game, akin to DayZ. I bought it for 20$. The game does not run.

After a time, they release a new gamemode; King of the Kill. It's a battle royale mode, made specifically because PLAYERUNKNOWN made a hugely successful battle royale mod for the game but then split off to make his own game (PUBG).

February 5, 2016: KOTK is doing well, so they split it off from the game, both of them costing 20$. They silently abandon the original game, only doing small feature updates and adding nothing but bugs. H1Z1 (The survival game.) is renamed to H1Z1 Just Survive. KOTK is renamed H1Z1: King of the Kill. Not long after they rename H1Z1 Just Survive to simply Just Survive (Which sounds like a terrible 3$ app game.) and rename H1Z1 King of the Kill to just H1Z1. (H1Z1 Battle Royale on consoles.) Development of the original survival game, "Just Survive", is still mostly halted.

October 24, 2018: Just Survive, the survival game i paid for, is shut down. The game is removed from my, and everyone else's steam library, with no refund. KOTK, or H1Z1, or H1Z1 Battle Royale...or...whatever the crap they named it, is shut down as well, and re-published and renamed as a different game, Z1 Battle Royale, obviously done to alienate the game from it's wretched history.

The kicker? It's free. Also, it's still called H1Z1 Battle Royale on consoles, and when Z1 BR is run, the window is named H1Z1.

They made a game said it was like DayZ. It didn't even work. Then they simply deleted it from my library with no refund. Z1 BR is dead, it garners about 3 active players. They actually, legitimately built a fake game and then deleted it for money.

Utterly disgusting development team. When everyone said the original game was going down in flames due to terrible updates, horrible balancing fix attempts that only worsened the balance, and endless amounts of bugs spilling into the game, i sat there, with hope. This is what i got.

They said the original H1Z1 was originally going to be made free. I was fine, 20$ for instant beta access to a DayZ game was fine. What they didn't say is that it was a blatant lie and they would toss the game in the trash in favor of another random game they made using the original games assets (I told you. They're terrible. Too lazy to even make new assets.) simply because Fortnite was getting popular.

And after all that?

The game sucks balls.

Don't buy download this game.
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goober Jan 4, 2024 @ 12:02pm 
Aren't you a sight for sore eye?
LunarElk Dec 17, 2023 @ 5:26pm 
REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYYYEEE !!! Gravity Falls never died. :D
lonkers Apr 25, 2022 @ 3:13pm 
SofT
FreddyDaSchizo Apr 24, 2022 @ 10:40pm 
HarD
lonkers Apr 11, 2022 @ 7:06pm 
hard
Swagerdog05 Apr 11, 2022 @ 5:37pm 
ez