Change game name to: Wankers Cramp Simulator

It's starts off like a little wank, you're wanking along with your potion spoon and thinking "Wow, this is a good wank." you fill a few bottles with your potions, lotions and tonics.

Then the wanking becomes tedious, soon you have to wank for hours to get a specific kind of drink the lady wants. You have to wank the wooden spoon until you're wrists seize, your balls freeze and your on your knees, OH BABY PLEASE!

The music, pling plinky plonk plong ploop. <-- 3/10 better than taylor swift, but it ain't no Iron Maiden.

The cramp from wanking and blowing was too much after 5 hours, I wanked for another 4 hours to see if there was a little spike to climb over before I unlocked new ways to wank potions, but alas, nay. If you play this after reading my review, then you're a wanker, just like me.