Today I met god
He stood in front of me, with an imposing yet calming essence. It was not an aura, nor a feeling, it was not carnal.
It was something strange, indescribable. I felt it in my bones, in my flesh, in my mind, I felt how the space near me changed, deformed and the essence of something between calm and joy came together just for me. . . That was the essence of god.
I wanted to hate him, but I couldn't.
I could see it clearly, his form was too perfect to be human and too human to be feared. Like a stuffed animal, a stuffed animal that you would gladly hug to stop the torment of this existence.
I wanted to fear him, but I couldn't.
I didn't blink, yet I couldn't see the change, any of the moments where something changed like it didn't, but every second that passed I felt something different in my vision, something different in this place. I saw him closer.
I wanted to give myself to him, but I couldn't.
He whispered in my ear:
my peanits

OH. I'M UNFUNNY? NO, I'M NOT. I AM ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON YOU HAVE EVER MET, YOU ARE JUST BLIND TO SEE MY FUNNUNESS! PEOPLE WHO DON'T THINK I AM FUNNY ARE STUPID, UNREAL. "YOUR JOKES ARE TOO ANNOYING AND UNFUNNY..." UHM NO THEY'RE NOT? THE ONLY ANNOYING THING IN HERE IS YOU, WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTANDY MY JOKES AND SAYS THEY'RE UNFUNNY. MY JOKES ARE THE BEST. MY HUMOR IS THE BEST. EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS THE BEST. I COULD LITERALLY OPEN A LOW BUDGET COMEDY SHOW WITH NO EFFORT, NO SOUNDEFFECTS AND NO SPECIAL RAINBOW CHANGING LIGHTS JUST NORMAL 5$ LIGHTS AND TICKETS WOULD BE SOLD IN 5 MINS. NO I AM NOT WEAIRD FOR SAYING I'M FUNNY, I'M JUST SPEAKING FACTS. BECAUSE I HAVE BETTER HUMOUR THAN YOU, DOESN'T MEAN I'M UNFUNNY. YOU JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND. GO GET A LIFE.

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Now add another ECO- FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS to use it as a table to eat some food, also use it as a working place when he is done eating and using. And then add a PROJECTORY TO WHERE HE WATCHES SOME K-DRAMA if he didnt afford a television and the boredom will be gone. Now add a toilet then a shower then a sink between them as a comfort room for him, now add a highly blurred glass as a cover bathroom. And then add refridgirator to store his food and add a big oven with a stove on it to cook his foods daily.
And thats how you transform a mirco-sized room into a fully functional room to enjoy his lifestyle and he doesnt have his own emotional damage anymore. Little john's life become very fine

Little john moved to Manila with his life savings from his grandparents but little john found out that his apartment is 0.0000000000000001sqm. in size. Little John was too sad because how sad he is how small his room. Then transform this apartment into a fully functional room but first you need with GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL, and ECO-FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS. After that, he must use his life savings TO BUY SOME SCREWS FROM HIS AUNT. After that use an unbreakable glass act as an window and add some GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL as railings to prevent to falling him to ded. Create his closet and a cabinet to store his daily clothes and out-of-season clothing, including his underwear, store his smelly shoes and give some space to his future girlfriend, also used fiber glassed to avoid dust. Then, add a foldable matress to where a place to sleep, then add some cabinets on his sidewalls to store his books and his secrets, and then add an outlet to where to charge hos phone and other electrical usage.