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Do you like . . . violence?
Do you like . . . a lot of violence?

DOOM Eternal is deliciously violent.

It also has

• Blood
  
• Guns
  
• Pretty Graphics
  
• A Crunchy, BANGIN' soundtrack.
  
• A refined shooting experience
  
• Comical amounts of Violence
  
• Did I mention violence?

Simply put, if you enjoy turning the servants of hell into rotten spongy mush with a variety of gruesome methods and weapons, DOOM Eternal is a hell of a good time.

I give it 9 rotten fleshy corpses out of however many times I ripped a demon's skull in half with sheer willpower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy2R5ZoakzM

7/10 Too much water.

finland simulator

this game makes me feel like less of an alcoholic

♥♥♥♥ YOU PEKKA

This game is run by cucks. Pretty soon you won't even be able to call someone a poopy butthead in chat.

It took me a while to play this game, but all I have to say is WOW.

No game does such a good job at subverting your expectations like Undertale, and this is one of the few games that does a very good job at storytelling. The characters are so loveable that it becomes very hard when you explore some of the game's other endings.

You will laugh, you will cry, you will feel. Play this if you haven't already.

The “T” pose is a trending new bodily gesture that has become wildly popular among Americas generation Z. The pose is performed by standing upright and extending ones arms directly outward in opposite directions forming a T. This “T” pose (the new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of white America) has sprung out of nowhere and taken the country by storm, but where did it come from?

When asking around for comment from school class rooms to young internet chat blogs it is hard to find a consensus. Where did the “T” pose originate? Many students claim it comes from video game characters who often times have abnormal features that can seem humorous with their lack of realistic mobility. Many of these characters in their limited movement often times are restricted to robot like stances and so it would seem the “T” pose was born from many of these seemingly non related video game characters who often times are seen making the ambiguous pose. At least this was the excuse i was given by many of the young men and women willing to speak.

Upon further investigation and through various anonymous avenues i found an individual whom i will not name out of request of anonymity who assured me of the pose’s secretive dark origins and its creators subversive plan of infiltrating the youths minds in aims at converting them into what many would call “nazis”. When asking the young man where this new trend came from he led me to a few nefarious websites on the Dark Web frequented by white nationalists. Upon entering these rooms it became apparently clear to me that these were not your average 4chan “nazis” but sophisticated, well read / funded groups of White Nationalists from all different parts of the globe. After embedding myself within these groups for some time i was able to grasp their goals as a group and the origin of the popular new pose that of which up until very recently seemed like a harmless and fun gesture. I was led through various vetting processes when i eventually landed on what looked to be the last place on earth i expected to land, the international KKK headquarters backup Dark Web site who’s banner photograph brandished many white men in white robes and white hoods in front of a burning cross undeniably performing the “T” pose.

In today's age, the internet seems to be a harmless, fun place where kids go to chat and hang around with their friends sharing pictures and playing video games but what parents need to understand is that when your children use the internet untended they can often times become the prey of much larger, darker collectives who’s aims are to convert your young children into blood thirsty Nazis who will grow up to be hateful, sickening individuals destined for nothing more than a life of crime and despair. Whatever it is you do, do NOT allow your children to perform the “T” pose or it might mean their life is now out of your hands and in the hands of a much larger, scarier world of hate.

30FPS lock on a pc port in 2017, are you joking?

As an avid horror fan I'm somewhat disappointed with The Evil Within 2. Many reviewers sing praise for the improvements mechanically, but overall The Evil Within 2 feels like a completely different experience than what is given in The Evil Within 1.

The game is improved graphically and some aspects of the gameplay have far more depth than they did before. My problem with the game is that it lacks the spirit of its predecessor. Enemies are not as grotesque, and there's very little that is visually horrifying here.

That said, Shinji Mikami, the mastermind behind The Evil Within 1, did not direct this game. The Evil Within 2 has a new, less experienced director. Bearing that in mind, the game is average. It lacks the sheer grotesque horror and imagination of the first game, and the story is very niche.

I would hesitantly recommend it as it is an enjoyable experience, but fans of the first game aren't going to find much value here.

Game's Keyboard Controls by default make no sense, visuals were nauseating to play with awkward stuttering and camera control. Shoddy port at best, had to turn it off within 15 minutes.