Earth is a Rhombicosidodecahedron
The moon is a painted basketball
The sun is a Flashlight
Micheal Jackson isn't dead but lives on Venus
Gravity doesn't exist - fact
Scientology is treating it's members fair
Stars are holes in the blanket that's covering the earth
Mars is just a very big Nic Nac
I withdraw my previous statement... VSauce convinced me that earth isn't real at all
Hitler lives on a farm in australia... sounds crazy but it's true believe me I read about it on reddit
Wait never mind australia is fake and was made up by white male supremacists
Elvis is not dead, he just went home! - Men In Black, 1997 colorized
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