Life is like a box of trash, you always know what you're gonna get... trash.

*** MSgt. Edward Caoideach turns to the Private with a look of horror on his face
MSgt. Edward Caoideach says "Lesbians.."

“Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!”

“I grew up on the street... No, not the hood. The Sesame Street.”
— John 'J.D.' Dorian,

''I don't believe in the moon, I think it's just the back of the sun.'' The Janitor.

"Ducks are NOT CPUs."

"Computer parts DO NOT drink soda."