Age:241
Sex: Your Mom
Hobbies: Sitting on my ass all day
Name: ◄◄SħɅdØω_ԀætҢ►►

# Games i usually like to play on steam:
- Team Fortress 2
- Terraria
- Deep Rock Galactic
- Half-life/Source Mods
- Bloons TD6
- Sea of Thieves

# Other games i usually like to play that are not on steam
- Smash Bros Ultimate
- C&C Red Alert 2
- Overwatch (when its not ♥♥♥♥)
- Minecraft
- Microsoft Solitaire


1) No spamming in the comments.
2) If you want to add me, specify why you want to add me in the profile comments.
3) Don't be rude. ....... or do i don't mind tbh
4)I don't want to see a single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swear.
5)I won't advertise anything on my profile,i won't transfer or pull items for you and i don't want to join your comp team so don't bother.


Some question i might get asked (not really just some sh!t that i could have easily put in the about me section but this makes it seems like i interact with way more people) and they get answered here .

- Where are you from?
Im bri'ish

- Who is Sam?
He is Sam

- What do i major in ?
In computer physics and anatomy

- Are you a dumbass ?
Yes, im an intermediate dumbass working on becoming a professional dumbass.

- Why you mad bro ?
Because of dumb ♥♥♥♥ and QUESTIONS LIKE THESE, AND BECAUSE I GET MAD AT VIDEOGAMES LIKE THE IDIOT THAT I AM.

- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
well depends if its an african or a european one

- What is heavier a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel?
easy, a kilogram of steel of course because steel is heavier than feathers

- Food?!!?!??
borger

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If you came here to trade with me here are some guidelines :-

as of now im not trading anything unless i myself send a trade, the amount of scammers who have been adding me has been getting quite annoying so if im selling anything im probably going to quick sell it, so if you are adding me to trade im sorry to tell you im not doing that right now.

1-The Items in the Trading Showcase are for sale for a discounted price
2- I won't sell Strange's or Stat Trak's, unless they are in the Trading Showcase
3- i wont sell unusual's, unless again they are in the Trading Showcase
4-if u want an item that doesn't comply with the rules above i wont mind negotiating for it


That is all you need to know about my profile (probably).
so enjoy your stay and have fun.......................i guess




oh and since you are down here, you get nothing but good job on reading all that or you skipped all of it,cool i guess and now you can enjoy the gift of nothing



































im not funny i know